Dan Lyke 18:03:28+0000 (2026-06-26)— twitter (1/0) facebook (0/0) flutterby (1/1) — Lat,Lon: (38.2365,-122.643)

You know what's great about your birthday in the modern age? Dismissing all the fucking notifications from automated systems. Big tech: Turning a celebration into an annoyance.