Aha! I finally understand what "Monster" energy drinks are for. Using the cans as a size comparison for dick pics on BlueSky. Kinda like those "5 Hour Energy" bottles, come to think of it. Thanks, internet!

A Facebook friend posted about the endorphin high one gets from square dance calling. I replied "Yes. Sometimes I suspect that a cocaine habit would be cheaper and healthier, but...." Of course Meta suspended my account for advocating drug use. Good reminder I shouldn't be posting there anyway.