Just read "coprocessor" in the sense of that other word that starts with "copro...", "coprophagia".
In case you wondered the mindset I've been swimming in.
So it kinda seems like we now need to, at a minimum, do Node, Python, and Rust development in a container environment that doesn't have access to anything but the absolute minimum that it needs to operate...
Which also solves the package version problem.
Hmmm... Interesting. https://keytrace.dev/ appears to be yet another attempt to own the social graph. I'm getting strong keybase.io or ... heck, I don't even remember all of the other ones I've seen.
Anyway, seems worth noting that it's a thing that happened.